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For some reason the ferret was bleeding from his mouth, undeterred he continues to write.
In the doorway of the room stands his mother on two legs with tears in her eyes.
The ferret stands up, handing you the documents. It's your tax papers.
You throw the ferret out the window and trash the letter of endorsements and go to bed in dubai.
Eat the ferret.
The ferret raised his gaze slowly and his expression shifted to astonishment. “No effing way, bro.” He whispered, ever so quietly, seemingly to himself. “Is that … freaking Donald Trump?”
HEHEHEheHE HAAAAAAAA
The endorsements while glowing, were also generic. He absentmindedly wrote them while considering his true passion. Olympic Skiing.
You bolt over and grab the ferret sworn in secrecy, the uneasiness of the situation creeping you out as they write the letter. So you kidnap them and take them for ransom, unable to see their family.
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