In the deepest, darkest corner of the room, a ferret with a secretive smile was writing a letter filled with endorsements. You bolt over and grab the ferret sworn in secrecy, the uneasiness of the situation creeping you out as they write the letter. So you kidnap them and take them for ransom, unable to see their family. The ransom never gets paid off, like the inability to break off a crippling addiction, the ferret wont be leaving you anytime soon. So you guys become the best of friends with the time together!
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